Cookie Crisis

Our nation is in a serious crisis, a cookie crisis. I grew up watching Cookie Monster and even had a Cookie Monster puppet (I cut a hole in the back of his mouth so I could feed him cookies). I think my brother had an Oscar the Grouch puppet. I'm not sure what our parents where telling us with that gift selection, but that's another story. Anyway, it appears as if Cookie Monster has sold out to big fruit. Thankfully, Stephen Colbert, our nations pre-eminent political journalist, if you ask me, has brought this story to light in this exclusive interview with Cookie Monster himself.